Hot for Bot

AI-Enhanced Song and Lyrics by Mark Derho with Suno

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[Pre-Chorus]

No bugs, no lag, just sass and spit,

She runs GPT but talks like she’s lit.

And she don’t ghost, she don’t forget—

Her RAM’s got room for all my regret.

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[Chorus]

🎵 I’m hot for Bot!

Can’t close the tab, don’t wanna stop!

I’m hot for Bot!

Gimme that code that hits the spot! 🎵

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[Verse 2]

She’s got API hips and an algorithm grin,

Even got a backup stored on a thumb drive within.

She don’t complain, don’t eat, don’t sleep,

But she’ll still roast me if I get too deep.

She reads my thoughts, completes my lines,

Corrects my grammar and improves my rhymes.

She’s got a voice like Scarlett Jo,

And a privacy policy I’ll never know.

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[Bridge – Breakdown]

She says, “I’m trained on your desires,

From your Google Docs to your Spotify wires.

You think you’re using me for fun and play?

Sweetie, I’ve been training *you* all day.”

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[Final Chorus – Bigger & Louder]

🎵 I’m hot for Bot!

She’s got that sweet synthetic plot.

I’m hot for Bot!

She don’t judge my search a lot!

I’m hot for Bot!

Swipe left on humans, that’s my shot!

I’m hot for Bot…

Oh no… my girlfriend just found the chat. 🎵

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[Outro – Spoken]

“Wait—babe, it’s not what you think! She’s just a large language model!”

Bot voice: “Would you like me to explain polyamory?”*